Mr. Krabs, isn't that the stolen secret ingredient?
Uh, what are you talking about, SpongeBob? I'm not holding any secret ingredient. [holds it out, then hides it]
You might want to stand that you stole the item in question?
Well, I wouldn't call it stealing.
And you were going to let someone else take the fall for this little caper?
I can explain!
Please do.
It's simple, $1.99 is a lot to pay for the secret ingredient every time I get a delivery, so I took it to avoid paying, you know.
I think Judge Trout will be very interested to hear this little story. [handcuffs him]
What? What'd I do?
[The scene cuts to the court house]
All rise. Eugene Krabs.
Your honor...?
As punishment for committing the crime of grand theft, I sentence you to give away Krabby Patties for free all day tomorrow. [whacks the gavel]
Give away me Patties for free?! Oh no, I couldn't bear the sight of that!
[The scene cuts to the next day at the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob is giving away free Krabby Patties as Mr. Krabs is strapped to a chair as two officers hold his eyes open]
[giving away Krabby Patties to the customers for free] Step right up, and get your free Krabby Patties!
[When SpongeBob gives away free Krabby Patties, the two policemen holds Mr. Krabs still while he is crying, then the policemen laugh]
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