[sprays dirt with a water hose then dips SpongeBob who is sun bleached and horribly dry, into a puddle of mud, wipes the mud away from his eyes, puts two slabs of jerky for SpongeBob's buck teeth, then rips out his own armpit hair] AAHHHH! AAH-AHH-AAAHH! [instantly turns calm, then places the armpit hair onto SpongeBob's head, then gives SpongeBob a mirror] See?
[screams, horrified] I...look... [adoring voice] Amaaaziiing. Time to go to the party! [cuts to them walking down the street. SpongeBob pats a baby in a stroller] Oh what a cute wittle baby. Coochie coochie coo!
Monster! [runs away, running over SpongeBob, then comes back and stomps on him then walks off screen]
Well, hey, buddy, looks like you could use an ice cream.
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