Everybody dance! [continues dancing in the air, and everyone follows. The music stops, SpongeBob spins him into a spotlight, and he takes a bow]
That was awful! [confetti rains down as they all cheer for Mini Squidward and walk away] He stole my jokes, he stole my job, he stole my standing ovation!!! [points to Mini Squidward] YOU LITTLE WOODEN FIEND!! STOP STEALING MY LIFE!!!!!! [repeatedly punches, stomps on, and chomps on Mini Squidward all while SpongeBob is still holding onto him, who falls on the ground]
[shows up, stopping Squidward] Stop, stop! Don't gnaw on the head of my new client, please!! You don't know what you're doing! ARE YOU MAD!??!!??! HAVE MERCY!!!!
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