[The episode begins at Squidward's house. Music is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet, until the doorbell rings. The snail doctor is at the door with Incidental 26.]
Yeah, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
[Squidward slams the door shut. The phone rings, and Squidward picks up.]
Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the... [plays a note on his clarinet]
Sounds as though you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh, old chum?
[gasps] Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!
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