Jameson quotes from Spider-Man: The New Animated Series

Jameson

Amazing! Lizard ta

Peter

Um, M.J., protests generally aren't about fun.

That's 'cause you haven't been to one with me!

Jameson

Amazing! Lizard ta

FBI protocol is none of your business.

Spider-Man

So, where's Agent Roberts?

Special Agent Roberts has important business to take rather than making hiccups.

Spider-Man

Oh, that's why you're so special.

You did a good service, Spider-Man.

Spider-Man

What about the half of the vigilant? I scratch yours and -- what about the world knowing what a great guy I am? Oh, give me a break.

Jameson

Amazing! Lizard tail, lizard foot, Spider-Man, lizard, Spider-Man, lizard. Well, there's good to know there is an occasion in your human finder. You got the sake of town overrun with animals.

Peter

Actually, Spider-Man is a ... man. Sort of.

Jameson

Oh, goody. He's a man. So, what's next? The human rat?

Peter

I can think of a candidate.

Jameson

It make it safe, "The human rat outlives entire whole civilizations, overrun cities at will." Huh? Huh? What do you think?

Peter

Like you said, "amazing".

Jameson

And straight. Do you have initial Spider-Man cracking the safe?

Peter

No, Spider-Man didn't crack the safe. Those robbers were on the building. He chases them away.

Jameson

Spider-Man hires robbers to crack safe and chases them away. These photos worth $40.00.