Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man: The New Animated Series

Spider-Man

After hours sale? Or just applying for the Winona discount.

Spider-Man

[to Kraven] Don't you get tired of me using your butt for a doormat?

Jameson

Amazing! Lizard ta

FBI protocol is none of your business.

Spider-Man

So, where's Agent Roberts?

Special Agent Roberts has important business to take rather than making hiccups.

Spider-Man

Oh, that's why you're so special.

You did a good service, Spider-Man.

Spider-Man

What about the half of the vigilant? I scratch yours and -- what about the world knowing what a great guy I am? Oh, give me a break.

Sorry I'm late. Couldn't do a thing with my hair.

Spider-Man

Yeah, that's why I have the mask.

Spider-Man

[after he notices Electro's true identity] Oh, my God. Max, what's happened to you?

I don't know. They don't understand!

Spider-Man

Max, you can't do this to innocent people!

NO ONE IS INNOCENT! NO ONE!!!

There's some kind of ghost here.

Dude, it tried to shred us.

Spider-Man

Right. And the dog ate your homework. The car started by itself, and that's secondhand smoke your mom smells on you.

Crap, he's been following us.

My old friend, the amazing Spider-Man.

Spider-Man

[in strong anger] I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART, KRAVEN!