Peter Parker quotes from Spider-Man: The New Animated Series

Peter

You mean you're going to make food for the means of human consumption by the means of heat!?

Peter

Help me, Harry-Won Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Peter

I got the lab partner from Sunnydale.

I lost you because you can't keep up with my brain power.

Peter

Keep up? I'm giving myself a headache slamming on the brakes and going into reverse.

Jameson

Amazing! Lizard ta

Peter

Um, M.J., protests generally aren't about fun.

That's 'cause you haven't been to one with me!

That was you called us yesterday, wouldn't it? [frisks Peter)] You've been trying to tell me this isn't the phone you used to call about the Kingpin?

Peter

Uh...

Here's the guy you know. [shows a picture of Spider-Man in the screen] How long you've been cahoots with Spider-Man?

I think you are. Spider-Man steals the TX-1. You call in the Kingpin shag story to send use sniffing the wrong mutt. I'm only going to ask you this once: where do we find Spider-Man?

Peter

Spider-Man and I don't actually see eye to eye.

If the TX-1 is online, it would cause the world to encrypt these transmissions. If that happens, you better find Spider-Man 'cause if I don't, I'll be coming after you and I'll be treating as that you and Spider-Man are one and the same.

Peter

Can I have my things back?

Peter

Doc Connors.

Parker.

Peter

You've canceled class ... but you never cancel anything.

Stay back.

Peter

I thought your experiments are promising. Maybe we should continue.

Yes ... by myself.

Jameson

Amazing! Lizard tail, lizard foot, Spider-Man, lizard, Spider-Man, lizard. Well, there's good to know there is an occasion in your human finder. You got the sake of town overrun with animals.

Peter

Actually, Spider-Man is a ... man. Sort of.

Jameson

Oh, goody. He's a man. So, what's next? The human rat?

Peter

I can think of a candidate.

Jameson

It make it safe, "The human rat outlives entire whole civilizations, overrun cities at will." Huh? Huh? What do you think?

Peter

Like you said, "amazing".

Jameson

And straight. Do you have initial Spider-Man cracking the safe?

Peter

No, Spider-Man didn't crack the safe. Those robbers were on the building. He chases them away.

Jameson

Spider-Man hires robbers to crack safe and chases them away. These photos worth $40.00.

You're supposed to meet your future mate in the workplace. They never say anything about dying there with him. Oh, I can't believe I just said that. If we get out of this, I'm going to be really embarrassed.

Peter

So, you'll do a lifestyle piece ... "Hostages' Most Embarrassing Moments."

Peter

I'll do whatever you want!

What I want is to see you suffer.

It's been 3 days since New York city went into shock, after an innocent woman was thrown off a building by the often controversial, and now infamous Spider-Man. No one has seen him since. Is he gone for good? Has he heeded the cry for him to leave this city? Only time will tell, one thing is certain, the people of New York overwhelming feel they will be better off without him.

Peter Parker

They're right of course, too bad no one told me that being a superhero is an impossible game to win. Or that the ones closest to me would always suffer the most. Some who hold a grudge against me, and some who try to give me so much, only to lose everything. I don't want to cause anymore pain here, I can't live with that burden any longer. So it's time for me to say: "Goodbye, Spider-Man".