I highly recommend you pay me protection money, Lone Starr.
Protection? Protection from who?
Protection from me.
[chuckles] I don't need protection from you.
Oh, yes you do. When I get angry, I break heads. And when people don't cooperate with my extortion...
You get angry?
No. When people don't cooperate with my extortion I get depressed.
I see... and, and when you get depressed, you get angry?
No. When I get depressed, I get hungry.
And when you get hungry you get angry?
Shut it, Dr. Phil, whould ya? When I get hungry, I start eating and when I start eating I get fat. And when I get fat...
Then you get angry?
No, then my doctor gets angry. Because he's already told me a thousand times my cholesterol is too high. And when my doctor gets angry, that's when I get angry. I don't like disappointing him. So just pay me a million starbucks.
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