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Spaceballs: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 15

Vinnie and Lone Starr in “Unfinished Business”

Vinnie

I highly recommend you pay me protection money, Lone Starr.

Lone Starr

Protection? Protection from who?

Vinnie

Protection from me.

Lone Starr

[chuckles] I don't need protection from you.

Vinnie

Oh, yes you do. When I get angry, I break heads. And when people don't cooperate with my extortion...

Lone Starr

You get angry?

Vinnie

No. When people don't cooperate with my extortion I get depressed.

Lone Starr

I see... and, and when you get depressed, you get angry?

Vinnie

No. When I get depressed, I get hungry.

Lone Starr

And when you get hungry you get angry?

Vinnie

Shut it, Dr. Phil, whould ya? When I get hungry, I start eating and when I start eating I get fat. And when I get fat...

Lone Starr

Then you get angry?

Vinnie

No, then my doctor gets angry. Because he's already told me a thousand times my cholesterol is too high. And when my doctor gets angry, that's when I get angry. I don't like disappointing him. So just pay me a million starbucks.

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