[Yates Residence; Harrison arrives and is about to open his front door when he hears shooting and screams, then the sound of a galloping horse from inside]
Oh, you'd better not- [goes inside and throws his hat and jacket down; enraged] You bitch! [Maggie shrieks in fright and stands up] You're playing Red Dead Redemption, aren't you?!
So what of it?!
What did I tell you about playing on my saved game, Maggie?!
No! No, this is my life now, Harrison Yates! I started over, with me own saved game!
What are you talking about?
See for yourself! [hands him over the game controller] You and all your talk o'wantin' your own life! I wanted somethin' new, too! I started over in the snow and worked my way up to the new gang leader! I have thousands of dollars o'me own! I built a house with John Marston! I'm helping his family now!
You fucking slut!
That's right, Harrison Yates! And what have you got?! A basic starter horse and the $20 gambler's hat you won at a poker match! I'm twice the man you are now!
Don't you talk to me like that!
I'll talk however I want! I've completed every hunting side mission! Found seven legendary animals!
Found them where?!
I'm not tellin'! You wanted your now life and now you got it! [walks out of the room]
Maggie! [sits on his knees and breaks down, weeping]
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