Dick and Gerald in “Fort Collins”

If someone Photoshopped a dick in your wife's mouth, would you just think it was funny?

You mean my [shows his phone to Dick with image of Sheila Photoshopped] fracking screensaver.

It's true. You're just an asshole. I thought you were the ultimate rebel. I actually looked up to you and you're nothing but a super... dick.

And what are [points at Dick] you, Dildo Shwaggins? Huh? You think you're a fracking political activist hauled up in your shifty little midget condo. You're nothing but a passed off little giant, lashing out at everyone because you can't get laid!