So I'm sorry, but I'm not doing the show and that's it. Goodbye! [gets up out of his seat and starts walking away]
Why don't you take a seat?
No, I don't want to take a seat.
Have a seat.
No, I'm just going to--
Take a seat, right over there. [Cartman walks over]
How does he do that?
You know, one time, I was doing a show called To Catch a Predator, and we almost caught this pedophile, but then he ran from us because he didn't want to be on Dateline. So we tracked him down at his house, and you know what he did? He shot himself. It'd be a shame if you didn't want to be on Dateline. It'd be a shame if we had to track you down and you shot yourself.
I just peed my pants! [covers his mouth, shocked]
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