We've been watching you.
Who's been watching me, Idris Elba?
The Big Dick Energy Council. We are a secret and mystic fraternity. Too complicated to explain, mate.
Oh, let me guess - it's, like, a bunch of people with big dicks?
Yeah, that's pretty much it. You have to understand. For centuries, our Council has been tasked with keeping a delicate balance of energy in the world. But your new BDE is buggering it all up!
[awestruck] "Buggering" means fucking in British!
I know what "buggering" means!
I came to offer you a spot on the Council. Christian Bale stepped down after he lost all that penis weight for a movie. You could be one of the greats, but only we can show you how to harness your power for good!
My answer... IS NO! I don't need you or your stupid Council!
BDE is a power stronger than any man! And if you're not careful, it will consume you!
Are you threatening me, Idris Elba?
Just keepin' it real, mate.
Well, why don't you keep this real, "mate"? I'm gonna make a dick so big that you and your stupid Council will be begging me to suck it!
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