Jesse and Yumyulack in “Unfinished Business”

Jesse

I bet you didn't know Shakespeare was the original rapper.

Yumyulack

Oh, did Shakespeare live on Sedgwick Avenue with DJ Kool Herc in the Bronx, five years before the Son of Sam?

Jesse

Yeah, sure. That's why Shakespeare's writing is like rap. Plus he made a bunch of money and sampled other playwrights without giving them any credit.

Yumyulack

This makes me like Shakespeare!

Jesse

Of course it does! My tough‐yet‐relatable teaching style is breaking through your emotional armour.

Yumyulack

And how!