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Solar Opposites · Season 1, Episode 15

Principal Cooke, Mrs. Frankie and others in “Unfinished Business”

PCPrincipal Cooke

Yumyulack, out of 180 days of school this year, you've been late 179 times!

FMrs. Frankie

And Jesse, you've been late three times!

Jesse

I'm a monster!

Yumyulack

It's true, she is.

PCPrincipal Cooke

If either of you are ever late or miss class ever again, then you will be expelled! Which means you'll have to go to military school - where the bullies will fuck you!

[No reaction from Yumyulack or Jesse]

FMrs. Frankie

And they make you shave your head.

Yumyulack

But my hair defines me!

[Camera closes in on a single, usually invisible hair on his head]

PCPrincipal Cooke

Then don't! Fuck! Up!

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