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Smiling Friends · Season 1, Episode 15

James and Charlie in “Unfinished Business”

JJames

Hey! [James snaps his fingers to garner Charlie's attention] Where is it?

[tired, dressed up in a maid costume] I-I don't know how good this is going to be. I've-I've never made a casserole before.

JJames

Why are you dressed like that?

Because you said it would make you smile.

JJames

[He inspects the dish more closely, but finds it unsatisfactory.] I want McDonald's. [Throws a casserole dish against the wall]

[concerned] Look, I've literally done every single thing you've asked. I - I don't know why you're doing this to me but I'm begging you - I'm begging you, please. [inhales] Please, I want you to genuinely smile, please? Just smile.

JJames

[rips off a piece of Charlie's nose] Dude, I couldn't focus on what you were saying with that thing on your face. I was sick of staring at it.

[screaming in pure agony] AAAAAAAAAAAAAA--!!!

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