Hey! [James snaps his fingers to garner Charlie's attention] Where is it?
[tired, dressed up in a maid costume] I-I don't know how good this is going to be. I've-I've never made a casserole before.
Why are you dressed like that?
Because you said it would make you smile.
[He inspects the dish more closely, but finds it unsatisfactory.] I want McDonald's. [Throws a casserole dish against the wall]
[concerned] Look, I've literally done every single thing you've asked. I - I don't know why you're doing this to me but I'm begging you - I'm begging you, please. [inhales] Please, I want you to genuinely smile, please? Just smile.
[rips off a piece of Charlie's nose] Dude, I couldn't focus on what you were saying with that thing on your face. I was sick of staring at it.
[screaming in pure agony] AAAAAAAAAAAAAA--!!!
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