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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[doesn't see Lana] Dad, I got the posts in the west field. I hit some granite, but I jammed it through.

[sees Lana, pauses]

Very impressive.

Well, I had a sledgehammer.

Look, Earl worked on the farm for six seasons. I spent 12 hours a day with the guy out in the fields. He even tried to teach me how to play guitar. He said it was a good way to impress women.

Yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a 6-string. How come I've never heard you play?

I kept snapping the guitar strings. I think Earl got sick of replacing them.

GSGabe Sullivan

Welcome to LuthorCorp, where we give a crap.

(to Clark) Okay, somebody kill me now.

GSGabe Sullivan

A little fertilizer humor there. Before we go inside I need you to remove all your cellphones, pagers, jewelery. Anything that jangles, dangles or rings can go in these plastic trays right here. All right? Any other questions?

I heard there was a third level to the plant, is that true?

GSGabe Sullivan

Yeah, that's where we do the alien autopsies.

(to Clark) Don't encourage him.

What are you gonna do now that you're officially home alone?

I was thinking of having a few people over.

Do my ears deceive me or is Clark Kent actually suggesting a party?

A small gathering. You guys, a few other people, maybe even Lana.

With or without her posable action-figure boyfriend?

[Lex points to a breastplate with an "S" symbol.]

You know it belonged to Alexander the Great? They said the design symbolizes strength and courage.

I can't exactly see myself going into battle with that on my chest.

Darker times call for darker methods. His opponents thought he was invincible.

I didn't know you were such a history buff.

I'm not. I'm just interested in people who ruled the world before they were thirty.

Don't worry, Lex. You still have a few years to go.

VHVictoria Hardwick

He understands you may have certain negative feelings towards your father.

Sir Harry has always had an incredible grasp of the obvious.

Phelan came back after you were arrested. I got so angry that I grabbed him. And for a second, I wanted to... I wanted to kill him.

But you didn't, right?

Yeah, but I was close.

Believe me, son, I know all there is to know about losing your temper. But you can't afford to do it. This is Phelan's game, and he will play your fear and your anger but you cannot let him get to you.

I don't care. I won't let anybody hurt you and mom.

And he knows that. But once you cross that line, there's no going back.

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