Abbie Mills quotes from Sleepy Hollow

Abbie Mills

  It's nice to know that even a man from the eighteenth century won't ask for help with directions.

Abbie Mills

[to Katrina] When Crane first fell on that battlefield all those years ago, and all of the voices of Heaven and Hell were shouting in your ear, "Let him die," you found another way to save him. We will find another way to save you.

Abbie Mills

  When we waver in our duty, monsters get loose and people die!  We are not jailers, we are not reformers!  We are soldiers, and I think that we all understand what the stakes are here!

Abbie Mills

  [on Pandora]  She wants to raise fear, and she has the perfect night: Hallowe'en.

Abbie Mills

You know, some people, when they read the paper, they relax. They're off the clock.

My clock has its own schedule.

Abbie Mills

Two hundred and fifty years, huh? Civil War didn't wake you? Noisy neighbors to the south. Did you get up to pee? Don't know about you, but I'm getting up to pee every seventy-five, eighty years.

Ichabod Crane

Are you quite finished? Because most of what you say is unintelligible gibberish to me. It's like watching a chicken cluck.  And, when did it become acceptable for ladies to wear trousers?

Ichabod Crane

That building used to be a livery stables.

Abbie Mills

Yeah? Well, now it's a Starbucks—where they make coffee.

Ichabod Crane

And that building is also a Starbucks?

Abbie Mills

Yep.

Ichabod Crane

Well, how many are there?

Abbie Mills

Per block?

Ichabod Crane

Is there a law?

Abbie Mills

I will literally pay you to stop talking.

Ichabod Crane

I would happily accept because I am in need of currency.

Abbie Mills

You dropped your gun.

Ichabod Crane

It was empty.

Abbie Mills

You only fired one shot.

Ichabod Crane

There are more?

Abbie Mills

  You wanted proof.

Frank Irving

  Honestly, I wanted it to be a lie.

Ichabod Crane

  Remarkable stitching.  An old flame of mine was a seamstress.  She'd be most impressed.

Lt. Abbie Mills

  Who'd you date?  Betsy Ross?

Ichabod Crane

  How did you know that?

Abbie Mills

  Nice teeth.

Ichabod Crane

  Gold, ivory, and lead.  They were the envy of every man in Virginia.  I'm not sure how Martha felt about them.

Abbie Mills

  How're you both here?  You're dead.

  Dead?  Shoot!  Why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things?

Abbie Mills

  You need to have faith.

Jenny Mills

  I have more than faith.  I'm a mental patient with a gun.

Abbie Mills

  We are talking about Benjamin Franklin?  The editor of the Declaration of Independence?

Ichabod Crane

  Blowhard, braggart, blatherskite, and gasbag.  He had an insatiable need to prove he was the sharpest intellect in the room.

Abbie Mills

  I could see how that would be hard for you.