Mr. Slag, I want to know if Inspector Hammer has mistreated you in any way.
[Slag holds up his hands, which are shackled]
What are these? Are these shackles really necessary?
I'm just trying to make his stay in Hotel Hammer a little more uncomfortable.
Remove these shackles.
You don't want me to remove them.
Inspector Hammer!
[Slag smirks and holds up his hands. Hammer sighs and unlocks the shackles]
There. Does that feel better, Slag?
[Slag immediately starts throttling Perkins. As he chokes and gasps, Hammer stands by calmly]
Just, uh, tell me if you want me to help you. You know, just say, "help me, Hammer" and I'll...
[He leans forward, as though trying to hear]
[manages to croak] Help.
[Hammer nods and draws his gun]
All right, heel, ratboy.
[Slag drops Perkins, and shrugs innocently]
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