[JJ accidentally walks in on a semi-naked Effy. They both scream]
JJ!? What-the-fuck!? What the fuck!?
[gabbling] Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Give me my t-shirt, fucking hopeless perv.
[fumbling for her t-shirt] I'm sorry, I...I... The door was open. I...
JJ!
I...I... I got worried.
[taking her shirt and slipping it on] About what?
I... I dunno, I mean, I thought I might've... I dunno, okay. [angrily] I was pissed at the two of you.
Two of who?
I heard what you were saying! I want you to stop doing that -
[enquiringly] JJ? What the fuck?
You and Cook.
[confused] I haven't seen him for days.
Yeah? Well don't... Don't diss me while you're having sexual intercourse, because... Because you might think it's funny, but I... [realising what she said] Sorry!? [In horror, as he realises Cook was having sex with someone else] Uh oh. [Effy approaches] Uh oh!
JJ, are you gonna give me some fucked up hint what you're talking about?
I... I... I usually drink mango juice when I get overstressed!
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