Margaret quotes from Six Feet Under

Margaret

You know, some complete stranger just grabbed my ass! Isn't this fabulous?

Margaret

[on Marv] He never forgave your father for being such a success or for giving up Chanukah.

Margaret

Oh, Brenda's feeling eggy.

Margaret

[about her vaginal rejuvenation surgery] I mean, come on! No one wants to fuck a glass of water, if you know what I'm saying.

Margaret

Everyone should drop an organ. After the first shock, it's positively liberating!

Margaret

[to Brenda] All couples have these types of disagreements. You think I didn't want to abort you and Billy?

Margaret

Ruth, it isn't the '50s any more. No matter how you dress.

Margaret

More punch, anyone?

Claire

Sure, I'll take another hit.

Margaret

Are you sick, dear, or are you always this deathly pale?

I remember Bern liking that poem.

Margaret

And I remember Bern thinking you were an absolute asshole.

Margaret

Sex is something you should feel, not something you should think!

Brenda

Yeah, well, I have to think to keep from behaving in a compulsive and destructive manner thanks to my early exposure to compulsive and destructive sexual energy, thank you very much.

Olivier

Of course, they're going to say nice things about you; they're your kids. But me, I'm a miserable prick who cares nothing about anybody but himself; and I look at you in your hospital bed, tired and worn-out from surgery and I selfishly wonder "How long must I wait before I can fuck you?"

Margaret

Wow. Finally somebody said something right.

Brenda

It would have been weird if I'd said it.

Billy

Not in this family.

Margaret

Darlings, could you give us a moment?

Brenda

Oh, Mom, you're not going to –

Margaret

I just want to be with Olivier for a minute.