Ricky
Dad, I was wondering. Are you a monk?
Edward
What do you mean?
Ricky
It's just that I've been here a while now, and you haven't gone out on any dates.
Edward
Well, son, I -- I thought it was important that I try to spend as much time as possible with you. Besides, I wasn't sure how you'd feel about me dating.
Ricky
Come on, Dad. I wasn't born in the woods, you know. I understand when a man has needs.
Edward
You do?
Ricky
Yeah! Sure, I have needs, too. I'm just too young to do anything about 'em.
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