Ricky
Why aren't you in military school? They finally kick you out?
Derek
Yeah. They got mad 'cause I took a look at Colonel Baxter's wife.
Ricky
What's so bad about that?
Derek
She was in the shower at the time.
Ricky
Derek, the lady is 74 years old!
Derek
It was still worth it.
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