Derek
You still looking at that stupid picture?
Ricky
You call this picture stupid once more, and your tooth fairy's gonna need a wheelbarrow!
Derek
Come off it, creep-face! You told me you were gonna go live with your father and you'd never have to come back here again. Well you're here, just like I told ya... He probably took one look at you and threw you out, just like your mother did.
Ricky
You know, Derek, now I see why all your gerbils commit suicide!
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