Stewart Burke and Richard in “Unfinished Business”

You see this? This is a song I bought at a copyright auction. It's an old mariachi number that had cost me practically nothing and so far has bought me two houses and put my village idiot grandson through six years of Emerson.

Richard

Oh. All that from "Cancion De Amores"? Was it a popular song?

No, I used the copyright on this song to sue writers of all kinds of songs. Anyway, the writers usually settle, pay me off, or give me a chunk of their song. Thanks to "Cancion De Amores" here, I now own 10 percent of Katrina and the Waves' "Walking on Sunshine."

Richard

Mmm.

It's a classic! And when it runs next month on Mazda's new Super Bowl spot, I print money. But sadly, all the good music copyrights are gone.

Richard

[sarcastically] That is so sad.

And that's why I moved into tech. And now, I sue people like you.