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Silicon Valley · Season 1, Episode 15

Richard and Doctor in “Unfinished Business”

Richard

I would like an STD check.

DDoctor

What, did you graze your penis against a toilet seat?

Richard

No, I had sex.

DDoctor

Sex with what?

Richard

A female.

DDoctor

A female what?

Richard

A female human! And I don't know this woman very well, and we didn't use a condom.

DDoctor

Now, listen, Richard, I wouldn't worry so much. People don't really get STDs anymore. We'll get your tests back soon, and I would tell you not to have sex before then, but let's face it lightning ain't gonna strike twice, is it?

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