Oh, no, they don't even need to look inside. They only want the property for the lot value.
Lot value? Meaning?
You have to realize your house is a total teardown, right?
They want to tear this place down?
Mr. Bachman... they want to make an offer right now. All cash. Mr. Bachman, I think you would be foolish to turn this down.
Did you just call me a fool?
No. All I meant was...
Madam, you do not call a man a fool on the transom of his own home. A home that happens to be the world headquarters of a company keeping streaming video of a man who's about to drink his own urine online for tens of thousands of Filipinos. Does that sound like foolishness to you? So, you can tell your clients, respectfully, that they may go fuck themselves.
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