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Silicon Valley · Season 1, Episode 15

Erlich and Applicant in “Unfinished Business”

Erlich

Interesting pitch. I will admit, I have never heard a Christian-oriented riff on dog-sharing. But Christianity is borderline illegal in Northern California. Also, how would you scale?

AApplicant

Well, we could expand from sharing dogs to other types of pets - Pot-bellied pigs, ferrets..

Erlich

I'm gonna stop you right there. You do know that ferrets are illegal in the state of California? Hmm? No. Well, then I suppose you also don't know that pot-bellied pigs have been wildly unfashionable since 2005. Owning a pot-bellied pig is frowned upon almost as much as being a Christian. Thank you, gentlemen. Good day. And technically, I'm not passing on Dog Dammit. I'm just not saying yes.

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