Harry quotes from Silent Witness

Nikki

My past seems to be rapidly catching up with me.

Harry

That's because you're slow.

Nikki

(pulls rope around Harry's neck)

Harry

Oww!

Nikki

I think you like it really.

Harry

Woah (as car suddenly stops)

Nikki

Sorry.

Harry

Oh no. I love the feel of whiplash in the morning.

Nikki

What happened? Have you been put on something else?

Harry

Apparently.

Nikki

Oh well. Enjoy.

Harry

(in mocking tone) Oh what a shame. I thought it would've been fun to do the bone finding thing together.

Harry

Sadly he is now at one with the subsoil of the kingslin motorcross track. So I will now never know whether or not he gave her variant CJD.

Nikki

So...in other words, you might be free for the next 3 or 4 hours?

Nikki

Her name's Morona Hearne. She's Floria's mother and she's being treated for psychotic episodes relating to bipolar.

Harry

How do you know? And why am I carrying your bag?

Harry

Leo? Do you know where Leo is?

Nikki

Is he not in his office?

Harry

Oh yes. His office. Let me check again for the second time. No, still not there.

Nikki

Maybe he's in a hotel with his lover.

Harry

Which one?

Nikki

Which hotel or which lover?

Harry

Never mind.

Harry

Bet he's good in bed as well. It's really quite unfair.

Leo

She's a colleague. This is an inappropriate conversation.

Harry

Totally agree. Why you talking about it?

Harry

You did make him pay for the first date didn't you?

Nikki

Was I meant to?

Harry

Yes! And you know...you're not going to...offer up the goodies too soon?

Nikki

What goodies?

Harry

Oh God, I'm too late, aren't I?

Harry

Only me. She's gone home.

Nikki

But I thought I sensed romance,

Harry

There is romance.

Nikki

But she's a student. That's illegal.

Harry

Leo.

Nikki

You and Leo?

Harry

Leo and Janet.

Harry

Are we all ready?

Nikki

Within reason

Harry

She questions my taste.

Harry

You could back me up

Nikki

That's rarely any fun

Harry

You identifying with her or something? Is this some kind of girl thing?

Nikki

I wonder who put the 'men' in mentor?

Harry

Perhaps whoever put the 'you' in pain in the neck.

Leo

You are proposing to give a lecture to a room full of students wearing that? (the pumpkin scrubs)

Harry

Yeah.

Leo

Excellent.

Harry

I don't need the flattery of my students thanks.

Nikki

Just because you've never dissected a flattery gland, doesn't mean you haven't got one.

Leo

[about the pumpkin scrubs] And that's where you got that?

Harry

Yeah. Should've worn them to the dinner. Would have camouflaged the spill from Nikki's Piña Colada.

Nikki

It was a tiny splash.

Harry

It wasn't the size, it was the location.