[Schemer sees the mayor approaching him and remembers something]
Hello, everyone, we got a special birthday announcement for the mayor; it's the mayor's birthday today...
No, it's not my birthday. It's my wife's birthday!
I'm sorry, it's his wife's birthday! Her name is Tuna Melt, and she's crispy on the outside, and she's soft on the inside. That's her name, and... [hands the mayor his microphone]
Her name is Twylene! Hello, Twylene, dear. It's me, Twylene, yes, your husband!
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