The name is Osgood Bob Flopdinger. I'm the mayor of East Shemp. And I'm looking for a man called Schemer. I never saw him before, but I know his voice. Have you seen him?
[Stacy notices Schemer directly behind the mayor and turns the mayor around to distract him while Schemer goes into hiding elsewhere]
Oh. Mayor Flopdinger! We spoke on the phone earlier.
Earlier than who?! [calmly] Never mind. The point is this. Have you tried that sandwich spread of his?
Yes, I have tried it.
Well, then I don't have to tell you that this stuff is inedible by man nor beast. My shaving cream tastes better than this.
I'll tell Schemer you stopped by.
Thank you very much. And tell Mr. Schemer that if he doesn't have a new, improved version of his sandwich spread in time for lunch, he's in big trouble! And not only with me, but also with every one of the Friends of the Flowering Cactus Ladies' Auxiliary. And that's not funny. Believe me, I speak from experience.
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