You’re at the beck and call of a screaming, demanding baby, woken up at all hours to obey its every whim. Must feel very different…
Sorry, what?
Yes, well, you know how it is. All you do is clean up their mess, pat them on the head.
Are you two having a little joke?
Never a word of thanks. Can’t even tell people’s faces apart.
This is a joke, isn’t it?
Yeah, and it’s all, “Oh, aren’t you clever. You’re so, so clever.”
Is it about me?
I think he needs winding.
You know, I think that really might be it.
No, don’t get it.
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