I am really sorry.
You know, my friends are so wrong about you.
Hmm?
You're a great boyfriend.
[surprised] Okay, that’s good. I mean, I always thought I was great.
And Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man.
[groans] Jeanette please-
No, I mean it. It’s heart-warming. You’ll do anything for him – and he can’t even tell your girlfriends apart.
No, I’ll do anything for you. Just tell me what it is I’m not doing. Tell me!
Don’t make me compete with Sherlock Holmes.
I’ll walk your dog for you. Hey, I’ve said it now. I’ll even walk your dog-
I don't have a dog!
No, because that was...the last one. Okay.
Jesus!
[Jeanette storms out]
I'll call you!
No!
Okay.
[John turns back to face the rest of the room]
That really wasn’t very good, was it?
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