[Irene Adler is stark naked while introducing herself to Sherlock and John; Sherlock struggles to make deductions about her]
D'you know the big problem with a disguise, Mr. Holmes? However hard you try, it’s always a self-portrait.
You think I'm a vicar with a bleeding face?
I think you're damaged, delusional and believe in a higher power. In your case, it's yourself. And somebody loves you... Oh, if I had to punch that face, [Looks at John] I'd avoid your nose and teeth too.
[Laughs] Could you put something on please, anything at all... a napkin?
Why? Are you feeling exposed?
I don't think John knows where to look. [Stands up and offers coat to Irene]
No, I think he knows exactly where. [Stands in front of John] I'm not sure about you. [Takes coat from Sherlock]
If I wanted to look at naked women, I'd borrow John's laptop.
You do borrow my laptop.
I confiscate it.
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