Nurse and Debbie in “Unfinished Business”

Doing an STD panel today?

Debbie

Yeah.

Any particular reason?

Debbie

Uh, yeah. I think my stupid brother gave me an STD.

You had sex with your brother?

Debbie

Oh, my God, no. Jesus. What would happen if I did? Would he go to jail?

I'd have to report it. Incest is illegal in Illinois. He'd probably spend two to five years in jail.

Debbie

Oh. It's temping... [groans softly] But extreme. I just want to stay in my house.

Honey, why are you here?

Debbie

I had unprotected sex with a gay dude.

What does that have to do with your brother?

Debbie

Well, he wants to sell the house we grew up in. I don't wanna sell the house. I may have overreacted a little bit and gotten drunk and had unprotected sex in the back of a skanky-ass bar.

You think your brother planned to sell the house so you'd have unprotected sex with a stranger and get an STD?

Debbie

Yes. AIDS.

I doubt you have AIDS. You probably don't have anything, but I am gonna give you a penicillin shot just to be safe.

Debbie

Thanks.

Okay.

Debbie

[Nurse holds up needle] Jesus.

I need you to pull your jeans down, bend over slightly.

Debbie

I'm gonna fuckin' kill Lip.