Uh, hey, could you look up something related to a recent arrest for me?
Sure. What's the name of the perp?
Um... Philip Gallagher.
Rookie, are you really asking me to break every protocol in the book so you can potentially interfere with an ongoing investigation involving one of your family members?
Uh...
I'm fuckin' with you. [Laughs] I misuse this system all the time. One of the perks of the job.
G-A-L-L-A G-H-E-R.
Hmm. No arrest yet, but they are seeking a warrant for his house. Just waitin' on a judge's signature.
Shit.
Gallagher.
Ah, ma'am. Do you know who my new training officer's gonna be?
Training officer? That's not gonna happen. No one wants to work with you on account of the Carl Curse.
Ma'am?
The Carl Curse. Everyone who trained you ends up injured. You ever heard of a lucky rabbit's foot?
Yeah.
You're the opposite of that. Now, not all bad news. I got you a new assignment.
What is it?
They just walked in.
Take off that uni and meet us outside.
You're with Vice now.
Hell, yeah!
God, how cool are they?
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