[A video recording justice court judge plays while Frank is asleep tied down to a bed]
TV justice judge: Frank Gallagher, the court reduces your charge to a misdemeanor and sentences you to 30 days in rehab. The deviant thug who tried to steal this bright young man's future, Kyle Holmes, I hereby sentence you to 45 years in prison. Sentences you to 30 days in rehab. Forty-five years for possession. Thirty days in rehab. Forty-five years....
[Turns off TV] Good morning. Do you need a diaper change? Please let me go. As soon as you admit what you did to my poor Kyle.
I told you, I don't remember who Kyle is.
Liar.
Maybe if I had a drink. I'm a lot more lucid when I'm drunk.
Sounds like a lovely idea.
Is that a Balvenie? Thirty year? [Claudia then begins to pour out bottle on floor] Don't! Oh, don't! Don't! Don't! No, please, don't do that!
Tell me what you did to Kyle.
Do you have any idea how many millions of brain cells I've destroyed since the '90s? I'm so sober right now, I can't even make anything up!
Tell me the truth!
I don't remember! I don't! I'm sorry, but I don't. [Breathes heavily]
You really don't remember?
I swear. Please.
Then I'm gonna have to make you remember.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Shameless quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Shameless pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.