[At a grocery store] Debbie? It's Megan.
Oh, shit. Hey. Last time I saw you, you were getting dragged out of D-Hall. [Scoffs] Assholes. What's that green thing?
That's a mango.
That's what a mango looks like?
Yeah. Hmm.
Who are all these kids?
They're mine.
All of 'em?
Yeah, you know, it's different baby daddies.
Oh, my gosh, damn. How do you afford to feed 'em all? You marry rich?
Megan': I got a good lawyer. It's child support, and all the fathers contribute.
Really?
Some more than others, obviously. So, like, the more they give me in child support, the better clothes I get for the kid.
Huh. No shit?
Yeah, that's why Moesha is wearing Ralph Lauren, and is Chip is wearing shit from Goodwill.
Huh.
Chip, you get what Daddy pays for. Is this Franny?
Yeah.
Hey. What's going on here with these clothes? Is Derek, like, a deadbeat dad?
No. I mean, he offered to pay child support, but he wanted partial custody. So I said "No."
Shared custody is a godsend. It's a free babysitter. Let him have the kid one night a week. That's when you go out. You bust out your humps. You go to a bar, and you get that pie cream.
Yeah, I think I know what you mean.
You gotta earn that sperm. A sperm deposit is a bank deposit.
Yeah, maybe. Maybe.
Either way, I would definitely revisit the Derek situation. Milk him for everything you can get. Thanks. Oh, my God. Look at that fine-looking Jew. You know that man has a good job. I gotta go.
Okay, good seeing you, Megan.
Come on. Come on.
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