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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Lip, Sarah and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hey.

SSarah

Hey, Lip. Hi.

WWoman

I actually started boiling some cabbage.

PPaige

You're new. What's your name?

Uh, me- Lip. I got a baby, uh, boy.

PPaige

Welcome. This is a safe space.

Thank you.

GGina

Totally. Does your wife work or...

Oh, no, we're- we're not married, actually.

PPaige

Good.

Um. Yeah, she's still in the hospital, um...

PPaige

Oh, I'm so sorry. What happened?

A C-section. Uh, there were some complications.

PPaige

Hope she makes it.

Yeah, she's, uh- she's out of ICU. She's getting better.

PPaige

Poor thing. Can I bring you dinner?

No. Thank you, though. That's very nice.

PPaige

You sure? Yeah, yeah. No. I'd be happy to.

GGina

You don't want that dinner. Woman can't warm up a Hot Pocket. Let me give you my number in case you need anything.

Anything. What's your number?

PPaige

My number is: I like anal.

Hey, whoa. Thank you, Paige.

SSarah

Okay, why don't we get started? We're here because being a new parent is hard. Being a new parent while trying to stay sober- Harder than my dіck at a Bublé concert. Point is, as a sober mother myself, I know what you're going through. All you wanna do is drink a fifth, house a lasagna, and hide in a dumpster until that baby stops crying. [Sniffles] Sarah: And that's why we're here, to learn how to raise strong, independent children, and to take care of ourselves. I have three beautiful children, and last week, I read a book.

Wow.

GGina

You fսcking kidding me?

PPaige

How do you have the time?

SSarah

You know, Paige, I put myself first. That's how. In the words of Gandhi; "fսck everybody". Self-sufficient children are happy children.

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