Hey.
Hey, Lip. Hi.
I actually started boiling some cabbage.
You're new. What's your name?
Uh, me- Lip. I got a baby, uh, boy.
Welcome. This is a safe space.
Thank you.
Totally. Does your wife work or...
Oh, no, we're- we're not married, actually.
Good.
Um. Yeah, she's still in the hospital, um...
Oh, I'm so sorry. What happened?
A C-section. Uh, there were some complications.
Hope she makes it.
Yeah, she's, uh- she's out of ICU. She's getting better.
Poor thing. Can I bring you dinner?
No. Thank you, though. That's very nice.
You sure? Yeah, yeah. No. I'd be happy to.
You don't want that dinner. Woman can't warm up a Hot Pocket. Let me give you my number in case you need anything.
Anything. What's your number?
My number is: I like anal.
Hey, whoa. Thank you, Paige.
Okay, why don't we get started? We're here because being a new parent is hard. Being a new parent while trying to stay sober- Harder than my dіck at a Bublé concert. Point is, as a sober mother myself, I know what you're going through. All you wanna do is drink a fifth, house a lasagna, and hide in a dumpster until that baby stops crying. [Sniffles] Sarah: And that's why we're here, to learn how to raise strong, independent children, and to take care of ourselves. I have three beautiful children, and last week, I read a book.
Wow.
You fսcking kidding me?
How do you have the time?
You know, Paige, I put myself first. That's how. In the words of Gandhi; "fսck everybody". Self-sufficient children are happy children.
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