[Carl is hanging with K.J., Emiliano and Stump outside the Captain Bob's outlet on smoke break while perusing phone]
KJK.J.
Ahoy, mateys. Break's over. Come on.
Hey, yo, can I ask you guys something real quick?
EEmiliano
Sure. Yeah.
[Showing phone picture of Debbie and Kelly with backyard hose] What do you think this picture's of?
EEmiliano
It's easy. It's hot, is what it is.
KJK.J.
Two fucking hot lesbians being fucking hot.
EEmiliano
Yeah, lesbian porn.
SStump
My dick's hard.
Yo, that's my sister and my girlfriend.
KJK.J.
No way.
EEmiliano
Fuck you.
KJK.J.
Which one's your sister?
KKJ
Uh, she's macking on your girl, huh?
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