[Regarding knocking on front door] Could someone get that, for fuck's sake?! Oh, God. Keep your fucking pants on. [Opens door and sighs] What?
Hi. I'm Peter Naylor, here to see Phillip Gallagher. He at home?
Lip! You home?! Guess not.
What about Alexandra Galvez? She in?
Who?
Alexandra Galvez. G-A-L-V-E-Z. Female, age ten, African-American.
Oh, Xan?
That her name?
Uh, I'm sorry. I was sound asleep. Yeah, Xan crashes here sometimes. Why?
I'm with DCFS, here to do a home safety check for a case opened up by Phillip Gallagher.
Oh.
May I come in?
Sure. We're just doing a few, uh, home improvement projects - today.
Hmm.
Your tetanus is up to date, right?
Is that an open hole in the floor?
Uh, yes, but it's not what it appears to be. My sister is actually a welder, so she's very qualified to... Uh, Debs, can you come down here, please?!
Who's in charge of these children?
Um, Debbie. Debbie is.
Uh, the woman you can't find?
Uh, well, she's definitely here. She's just probably getting a tool or something. Debs! Can you come down here, please?! Are you here?! Uh, it doesn't seem like Debs is here.
Mm. And where does Alexandra sleep?
Uh, on the couch, most of the time, I think. We take really good care of her.
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