[Standing outside Captain Bob's dressed as a pirate promoting popcorn shrimp] Aye, matey! Popcorn shrimp is back.
[Pulls up alongside Carl in black SUV] Oh, my God. Check this out. Gallagher? Shit.
What's up, Little Shins?
What, you out here selling?
Just popcorn shrimp.
'Cause we took over this corner. I don't like no competition.
Hey, you won't have any from me.
So how do I know this whole gay pirate shit ain't some front?
I've been out of the business for years. I'm just working at Captain Bob's now.
I got trust issues, man. What can I say? I'm gonna have to shake your Johnny Depp-looking ass down, make sure you ain't got no stash. [Li'l Shins and thugs all get out of SUV]
[Running from Li'l Shins thugs] Yo, I swear to you, I don't!
[He and thugs catch up to Carl, grab him, hoist him upside down] Shake him!
Fuck! They're just shrimp! Come on, put me down, fuck! Watch the hat!
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