Dawn and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

That was quick.

Frank

Here's the thing. That material, as you call it, is subpar. It's from the '70s. It's on videotape, for Christ's sake. The women have pubic hair. I feel like I'm watching my parents have sex. It actually made me sad. So needless to say, my cup is empty, as is my desire. Do you have anything else? Something... from the early '90s? Some Nina Hartley? Racquel Darrian, perhaps?

Sorry.

Frank

What about crazy? You got any videos of crazy people having sex?

No, sir. That's all we have.

Frank

Okay. Work with me here. What about my girlfriend? Could I bring Ingrid in to help me bust a-a collection?

That would be fine, but you both need to thoroughly, thoroughly wash and rinse your hands. And saliva and/or lubricant are prohibited, as they will pollute the sample.

Frank

Fine. Thank you, Dawn. I'm off to Spunkytown.