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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Toby and Lip in “Unfinished Business”

TToby

Should we start this thing?

Well, is there anyone else coming or...

TToby

It's the afternoon. Maybe everyone's stuck at work.

Yeah, we're a bunch of alcoholics. What's the likelihood of us all holding down jobs?

TToby

Shorter meeting would be better anyway. Need to get to a gig.

What do you do?

TToby

I'm a sober companion.

A what?

TToby

I'm a babysitter for drunks. If an addict has something coming up need to stay sober for, I keep them away from the booze.

They pay you?

TToby

I'm getting 100 bucks to keep some teacher dry before an annual review. I got five grand to keep a prep school quarterback sober during recruitment season.

Anyway, should we review the steps and get out of Dodge?

TToby

Yeah, let's do it.

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