Van thug and Ian in “Unfinished Business”

Hey, you're Ian, right? Gay Jesus.

Ian

Yeah.

Um... I've been watching your videos with my friends. Burning vans, the sermons... It's inspiring.

Ian

Thanks.

You really believe that's what Jesus was teaching?

Ian

What, inclusion, love and acceptance for all? Yeah, absolutely.

You don't think God sees homosexual bestiality as a sinful perversion of His divine creation?

Ian

What?

Get him! [Van side door opens and thugs chase Ian all the way home]