Hello. I'm afraid you just missed the Chabot morning service.
Oh, actually, I was just, uh, looking for some answers.
I'm the rabbi. What's the question?
If a religion or a movement makes the world a better place, does it matter if it goes in a different direction than originally intended?
Well, you pretty much just summed up every religion. A better question might be "What is God's will?"
That's exactly what I want to know. Does God speak to you?
I pray to God, yeah, but in the Jewish faith, we believe that the five books of the Torah are the word of God.
Kind of like the Bible.
Mm, just the first part.
Yeah, I read it. So... God did speak to someone?
To Moses, and Moses... [Clicks tongue] wrote it down.
But he spoke to him, with words?
Mm-hm, but only to Moses.
No one else, ever?
Not with words. He did set a bush on fire once.
What is it with religions and setting things on fire?
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