Ian and Buddhist monk in “Unfinished Business”

Ian

Look, I've never been to a Buddhist temple before. I need Shim to talk to me. Uh, God. To talk to me. Any tips?

Repeat. I'm here to learn.

Ian

"I'm here to learn."

I take refuge in the Buddha.

Ian

"I take refuge in the Buddha."

Until I attain enlightenment.

Ian

"Until I attain enlightenment." Quick question. Once I attain enlightenment, then will Shim talk to me? 'Cause they did for a while. But then, suddenly, it stopped. So did Shim stop talking to me, or did I stop hearing Shim?

Ian

Okay, uh, rough estimate, how long does it normally take?

For Buddha, it took one night.

Ian

Well, that's not that bad.

After ages and lives of meditation.

Ian

Right, okay. I don't have that kind of time. I'm sorry. Uh, namaste.