Charmaine and Carl in “Unfinished Business”

So Congressman Ubberman's office sent you over? Where's that form? Oh. [Chuckles] Couple of routine questions. Why do you wanna be a mentor?

Carl

I don't.

Then, why are you here?

Carl

I have to volunteer somewhere.

What academic subjects could you tutor your mentee in?

Carl

None.

Special skills?

Carl

Steady hand with a knife, ma'am. Like to cut things and watch 'em bleed.

I think I might know a place for you, and... [Chuckles] I guarantee you they are in desperate need of volunteers. Here. [Hands business card]

Carl

Soothing Horizon? Sounds like a nail salon.

It's not.