When we speak of marriage, what do we speak of? Well, you could turn to the Bible, see what they have to say. We could try Ephesians 5:25. "For a man shall love his wife the way Christ loved the church. He gave up his life for her." But that's not very applicable to us, is it? Well, when I see these beautiful couples standing before me today, living under the terms of our newly-negotiated deal, one of mutual consent and reduced aggression, I see a true union, a union that defies categorization. So, Bob and Hobart, Sameer and EJ, Gary and Turkish, do you come to this courtyard today purely to exchange vows?
I do.
Let's start with you, Bob and Hobart.
Gallagher. You made bail.
What?
You're out of here.
No, there's been a mistake, all right? I'm in the middle of vows. My work here is not done. I am not leaving. [Ian stars getting manhandled away by guards]
Move it, come on, come on.
No.
[Get in a shoving matches with the guards] Don't touch Father Gallagher! We protect him. Let him finish!
I don't wanna go!
So wait, are they married or not?! Say they're married, Gallagher!
By the power vested in me and the great state of Illinois...! [Gate slams]
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