Are you lost, honey?
Cadet Lieutenant Carl Gallagher. I'm here to see Congressman Ubberman, ma'am.
Why?
I seek the honor of his recommendation for West Point.
Are you a constituent?
Ma'am?
You live around here? [Carl nods] Okay, sweetheart, I'll tell you how this works. First, you set up an appointment, and the first avail we have is in nine weeks. And you come back with your transcripts and your vitae--
My what?
Your athletic and your academic achievements. You know, publications, awards, and your exceptional record of your volunteer work in this community.
Volunteer work? You have to work for free to get into West Point? Thought you just had to wanna kill some towel heads. The 100 hours of community service I did after juvie count? Court-ordered?
No. Here is a list of our accredited volunteer organizations. Maybe start there.
Any of them pay?
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