Open the door, please. I need to get my dog. This is stupid. I was fair to you. I let you stay in my apartment and you sue me? Why am I the bad guy? Hey! Rusty?! Have you guys been feeding him? Is there water in his bowl? [Whispers] I will kill you with my bare fucking hands. Okay. That's fair warning. I am the owner. I have a right to enter these premises! I'm coming in! Are the locks changed?!
This is my apartment.
Hello! Did you change the locks on my apartment?! [Answers phone] What?! Oh. Sorry. Sure.
I'm coming right out.
There had better be water in his bowl!
...
Hmm.
Is that bad? I mean, they're roofers, right? You would think the one thing they'd know how to do is not fall off.
Um.
I am covered, right?
Uh-huh. Minimum liability up to half a million.
Half a million? They're suing me for six million.
People rarely get what they're asking for. We settle almost all of these.
Well, that's good, then.
Could be. In any case, your contractor's on the hook for it. We're gonna go after his insurance company. You got the contractor's info?
Uh, yeah, cell phone number.
That's all you've got?
Yeah. Why?
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Shameless quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Shameless pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.